††butts††

beavercop:

1. The meaning behind my URL
2. A picture of me
3. Why I love my bestfriend
4. Last time I cried and why
5. Piercings I have
6. Favorite Band
7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Top 5 (insert subject)
9. Tattoos I want
10. Biggest turn on(s)
11. Age
12. Ideas of a perfect date
13. Life goal(s)
14. Piercings I want
15. Relationship status
16. Favorite movie
17. A fact about my life
18. Phobia
19. Middle name
20. Anything you want to ask

posted 1 day ago via cassterly · © idrising with 509,981 notes


niallnlouis:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

you are the future

posted 2 days ago via iggity · © tr3ndyc00l with 175,641 notes

misandrwitch:

Is This A Kink I Have Or Was This Fic just Really Well Written; an existential crisis in three acts


ohcorny:

weepinduo



incasstielwetrust:

one the small pleasures in my life is when nicole spells “dog” as “doge”


kingcheddarxvii:

I haven’t seen this going around and tumblr must know

Youtube user Criken2 and his pal have spent the past few months modding The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask so that pretty much every item and character in the game is blessed with Nicolas Cage’s face. The results are  at once horrifying and hilarious, adding new dimensions of creepiness to an already creepy-ass game

Watch at your own risk


221b-bag-end:

cumber-porn:

asdfghjkl-i-cant:

specialkredberries:

nothingbutthedreams:

mia-the-wonder-slut:

misscoco:

The world is a mean place, so I’m bringing this picture back.

“Serena McKellen” - Sir Ian McKellen

Best human.

SERENA MCKELLEN……………………????????????!!!!!!!!!!!

i think this makes for a good 10,000th post

forever reblog!

i just reblogged this but i liked it and showed my mom and five minutes later i hear her laugh really loudly as she’s cleaning dishes and i ask her what she’s laughing about and she just calms her laughter down and whispers 
“gandalf the gay”

221b-bag-end:

cumber-porn:

asdfghjkl-i-cant:

specialkredberries:

nothingbutthedreams:

mia-the-wonder-slut:

misscoco:

The world is a mean place, so I’m bringing this picture back.

“Serena McKellen” - Sir Ian McKellen

Best human.

SERENA MCKELLEN……………………????????????!!!!!!!!!!!

i think this makes for a good 10,000th post

forever reblog!

i just reblogged this but i liked it and showed my mom and five minutes later i hear her laugh really loudly as she’s cleaning dishes and i ask her what she’s laughing about and she just calms her laughter down and whispers 

“gandalf the gay”

posted 2 days ago via lizzu-h · © misscoco with 68,909 notes

dreamofserenity626:

nooby-banana:

you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y

image

YOU

CAN

WALK

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

image


posted 2 days ago via trazodones · © ta-ble with 74,842 notes

smogoncc:

If any of you say you would choose Tumblr over a billion dollars I don’t believe you.

posted 2 days ago via cocokat · © smogoncc with 862 notes

-charliemcdonnell:

am i on my dashboard or the yahoo tag



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