my parents GOT A PUPPY waHHHHH

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

thebananalordofcannibals:

I woke up my cat laughing at this

tastefullyoffensive:

[deathbulge]

tastefullyoffensive:

[deathbulge]

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

maarchen:

the future of mankind is in good hands

pawshapedheart:

This needs to be in the next movie please

pawshapedheart:

This needs to be in the next movie please

d0nn0:

golfgoober:

d0nn0:

Im hungover and i gained like 500 in a night and hit 17k

Oh I thought you meant you gained that much weight and then hit 17k pounds

Yes i hit 17,000 pounds thanks for the support everyone

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

judgemccoy:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

negritojosh:

yes bitch give me face withcho sexy ass 

She looks like Cleopatra or something brought into the future. Powerful stare like, “All the Ceasar’s be fallin’ for me.”

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vmites:

….tea rexes. Hahaha? Get it? Tea. Ha. I’m going to sleep.

vmites:

….tea rexes. Hahaha? Get it? Tea. Ha. I’m going to sleep.